Hands them a copy of mgs3
*moves Rook and Queen forward 100 squares*
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, except you need your pawns out of the way first
@MidgetQ, well, yes, that’s how Chess works with this checkmate
If anyone wants a little fun fact, when people decided Chess took too long they allowed pawns, on their first move, to travel two spaces instead of just one. To preserve the tactical options an opponent would have while still accelerating the game the "en passant" was added. In reality it allows pawns to be captured after it's initial two space movement in its current position or where it should be if the two space rule never existed.
You will piss people off if you use it but it is 100% legit. The "En Passant"
Hey question for the bros: if you tested positive for Covid during no nut November do you get a pass for 2 weeks? Cause god dang I’m bored in my room lmao
@wa1do, no tuch snek
@wa1do, and buddy, stay posi- uhhh
Get well soon. Seriously though.
@wa1do, my dude, NNN is bad for your health. You should masturbate because it lowers the chances of getting prostate cancer.
@mas2de, lmao thank you I appreciate it that man
@18bluecat, these are facts, who needs NNN when you’ve got science
@wa1do, yes but its gotta be extra weird
Ah I see this is literally playing the long game