We are here to rescue you. Please do not resist.
@Tentastic, "Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist."
Zeus bless Alan Tudyk
@FrankNStein, you rang?
*repels down building*
"YOUR LIFE MATTERS AND YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. PLEASE, LET US HELP YOU SO YOU CAN LIVE A HAPPY LIFE"
@The Lifeguard, y...EEEEEET!
@The Lifeguard, my kinda job
You see, that makes sense. They are saving someone who needs help. If someone tried that in usa they would be sued. Worst part is that the suicidal person would win.
@x2 6x 9 lol, that's like, the whole begining plot point in The Incredibles and why they had to go into hiding.
@x2 6x 9 lol, actually probably not Good Samaritan Law protects you if you injure someone while saving their life suicides are included
@eleven, *sees someone threatening to kill themselves*
*shoots them in the kneecap so they can’t jump*
“What? I’m a Good Samaritan!”
@I Are Lebo, I wouldn’t recommend that but you can tie them up and keep them in your house for awhile
@eleven, lol. I saved you. You’re mine now.
@eleven, way ahead of you
@eleven, Good Samaritan laws are mostly only applicable to civilians. Even as a teacher I’ve been told that if I havent recieved my district’s cpr training I’d be better off letting the kid die. Doesn’t matter that I’ve been trained for years with the american heart association and the Red Cross. I’m in a particular type of authority where I’m not covered with regard to my students.
@Canis Arktos, id do it anyway... but because of this advice I reaaally hope I don’t have to.
“You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death.”
Guess I know what my next job is
Unconsciousness is an efficient anti-suic*dal agent
@Empshok, Is suicide a bad word, that it merits censorship?
@Mawaneu, it's a word that a lot of people don't like reading cause it brings up heavy sh*t, so some people choose to censor it. Same with r*pe
@Comment Stalker, and moist
@Comment Stalker, yeah, I hate reading rope
Do a flip!
Those aren't firemen. Those are the city streets sanitation crew.
"I'm not cleaning up your mess."
That really made me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂
Fuсk your PC censorship bullsнit, say the actual fuсking word you pussy.
Why is suicidal censored?
@sabot humper, because of feelings.
I for one could not resist saying hiyah
Trump supporters love chants with three lines, on Jan. 20th at noon it's gonna be "Don't Jump Trump" hahahahaha. Love how the postal worker in Erie who said he was forced to backdate ballots has recanted, so embarrassing for you Trump lovers.
@Mistyblue Ghost, I wondered how long it would take for some douche to make a joke about their political opposites wanting to kill themselves.
@spongeblade, I wondered how long it would take for some douche to acknowledge the 241,808 deaths and 10 million COVID cases of Americans under Trump's watch due to his lack of leadership, plus the deaths to come due to his resistance to the transition so a real leader can start saving lives. Still wondering.
I would sue, sue so hard that I'd wanna keep living with all that money and a broken neck. Id start my own film studios and be the best neck lady in all our productions
FVCK YOU, you’re not dying today.
Not on my watch, (kick) yeeeet
If they really wanted to jump they'd jump. They're hoping someone will stop them.
Risking their lives to save your sorry ass..
Good thing Randy Orton isn't a fire fighter. Everyone wouldve gotten rko'd out the window