If your walls look like this then you don't have to worry about Biden's tax plan
There’s a plethora of things I never imagined I would say until I had children. Don’t bite the drywall hasn’t been among them...yet
@DikDastardly, Mine was having to make a family rule: ‘No mooning at the dinner table’.
@DikDastardly, this advice is time tested and hasn't failed me yet...
There is nothing made by God or man that a toddler can't fck up
@DikDastardly, I once had to say "Take your leg out of the toilet. "
@Mawaneu, “we don’t poop in closets” was my first
I just caught my 6 years old flipping off his cousin.... Told him I was gonna break his middle finger if I saw him doing it again. Just like my good old mom and pops back in days.
As Jo Koy once said, I never thought I would have to tell my son not to shove hot wheels cars inside his ass
How tall is your three year old?
@DesignatedElfWhipper, exactly what I thought. Maybe with a bat or something, but certainly not teeth.
Put beetroot juice on it or something
@theprofprofessor, redhot works better
@ThePandaPool , I support this.
@theprofprofessor, lead paint
Mix cayenne powder with your paint
Because the Christmas tree is already up. 10/10 parents deserved it
Yes. Put super burny hot sauce on the drywall first.
It was on page 45... you might have skipped over it
Might want to test for lead paint.
Who could forget dear little rat boy,
Kyle in training