Polpo is real?
@ShogunDamon, quick mess with his bananas, golden experience
@Ray213, polpo didn't kill himself
@Kangaroo Jacked, @bestcomments
Dude wasn't running anywhere
As a fatman this is truly inspiring
When u get fat to the point that u can’t even reach your own dick what’s the point of living unless you’re filthy rich nobody’s gonna fück u and u can’t even masturbate and how can u take a piss if u can’t even hold it or wipe your ass I have so many questions
"Go ahead. Arrest me. I dare ya!"
They told him to get a job so he did
Can he fit in a cell or cop car?
Drugs are stored in the skin folds
Pearl from Blade
Buyer: What?! 5,000 dollars? That's outrageous, I don't have that kind of money!
Dealer: Assoalyal-ee-kool-prah-toh kahn kee boong metha, cocani loopung chona.
*presses trapdoor to Rancor pit*
Honestly, HOW do you let it get that bad. HOW?