Dan was a good man who sought no wrath,
Though he couldn't avoid the Karens in his path,
He pleaded and bargained to just be set free,
But the Karens now command his soul for eternity.
Or they found him rather charming. Depends how the wine is
@Your Darkest Secret, they found him bland, but still picked his bones clean before demanding a refund.
@Your Darkest Secret, you mean mimosa.
@Alpha Warrior, im sorry, I don’t speak hogwarts
@Alpha Warrior, it’s mimosuh
@Kar With a K, wingardian mimeoSAH
What's on the P in RIP? Thought it was something on my screen
Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes...
One proper flirt and all 5 of them are happy as clams. Has anyone ever thought that maybe Karen’s just need someone to act like they care? Maybe that’s the cure for Karens....
@orion55, as a former male server, tables full of women aged 40-85 would be like puddles when you started slinging pet names and flirting with them. Then they would leave you monster tips with their husband's credit cards.