Bicyclists: Share the road with us!
Also bicyclists: Runs red lights, doesn’t stop at stop signs, rides the wrong way down roads, goes 15 under speed limit and refuses to get out of your way, weaves in and out of traffic expecting you to watch for them, complains for a bike lane which gets rid of a usually much needed car lane and then rides in car lane anyways.
@Fluffy Cat, As a cyclist, we're fvcked either way. We ride on the side of the road, drivers hate us. We ride on the sidewalk, pedestrians hate us. A cycling lane is needed in heavy traffic areas to prevent us from getting run over and to prevent us from running over people. Btw, I only run a stop sign if there are no cars currently at the stop sign. Also, I prefer not to run a red light as I am not suicidal.
@Emp4th, I have been cussed out by cyclists running a stop sign. I have very little sympathy.
@Emp4th, I do agree that bike lanes should be part of all city road designs. I also think there should be a separate parallel bike road on country roads.
@Fluffy Cat, I hate cyclists. Specially when your stuck behind one but you can't overtake cos there's endless cars oncoming..
Thats how traffic is caused
@Fluffy Cat, 15 under the speed limit on a 60 limit road is quite impressive.
Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I maliciously flicked someone off. There was a bike lane, and a cyclist, but the cyclist went dead center down the car lane. I pulled up next to him when the oncoming lane was clear and I flicked him off so hard and for so long that my forearm actually got a little sore. Yes, I am very badass
@MetalHeadTony, this is adorable for some reason
@MrWonka, thank you. Im a 6'4 280 teddy bear, so I guess my writing shows my true demeanor.
@Medic135, I appreciate the correction, but I and everyone I know uses both terms interchangeably. Might be a regional thing though. Both terms are slang as well, so I flip you the bird with my right hand and flick you off with my left and have a good day.
I like her voice
@Hot Coffee, I’d buy this album
I dont understand cyclists and their methodology. There are designated bike lanes in my experience however they seemingly follow both motor vehicle laws and pedestrian laws regarding stopping and travel.
If there are any cyclists that could explain please help me understand.
@NotOK, not a cyclist, but I can tell you why. Fvck you. That's why.
What I am getting from this and all the comments is everyone hates cyclists
@troubled panda, it’s because, many many more times than not, cyclists are different from just people who ride bicycles.
Man look at that perfectly good sidewalk right next to them.
@Weird Porn Stash, as much as I hate cyclists,the sidewalk is for walking. Ive been yelled at my multiple police for riding my bike on the sidewalk when I was a kid
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, @Weird Porn Stash, if I'm walking on the sidwalk I don't want a cyclist running me down. At least in the road the biker isn't running over a car.
@AJMalone, It’s a lot easier for a pedestrian and a cyclist to avoid hitting eachother than it is for a car and cyclist to. Plus a lot less danger of someone actually dying.
I just want to know where I can get more of this lady's adorable short parodies
I don't understand the logic for bikes and cars using the same roads. I know its unavoidable sometimes but you have huge metal vehicles weighing thousands of pounds barreling down streets and small unprotected fleshy bicyclists who are unlikely to match speed sharing space. Seems like a bad idea to me
They're human, you can do something about it if you want but you'll go to prison and get ass fuked
I feel this on a spiritual level... or maybe on a pavement level because I’m the cyclist
@Awc123awc, also for the people who downvoted this, this was a joke, there’s no way I’d ever get my lazy butt on a bike
I don't hate cyclists. I hate drivers who think they own the road. If you do, you own 0.000000001% of it from your measly taxes.
If you ride a motorcycle, speed past them, getting as close to them as possible
who the fvck uploaded this shjt?
@MinkeyObama , who pissed in your Cheerios?