Someone should publish a book full of actual advice mallard. It would be pretty epic!
@Vlaja, decent direction duck?
@Vlaja, *publishes book*
@Vlaja, I'm writing one right now!
@Vlaja, i would buy that
This is actually useful information
@Ravenclaw For Life, I'm just gonna like your comment just because of your name. Ravenclaw forever!
@Richy , finally someone as epic as me!
@Draco MaIfoy, Especially how to get blood out of clothes... I mean you have magic, but I have hydrogen peroxide.
@Draco MaIfoy, I suppose your father is going to hear about this?
I was just about to go into debt, but after this magnificent mallard gave me the advice, I think I'll stay out of debt....and start wearing condoms when I get jiggy wit it.
@FreshPrinceOfBelAir, oh my god I love your username.
@FreshPrinceOfBelAir, you only need condoms when your with another person, so you won't need any. Unless your hand has herpes, then you might want to consider it.
the more you know! *rainbow*
@origamiguyljb, I KNOW that hydrogen peroxide thing will be a lifesaver
This is actually my favourite picture on this app ever. It's not funny, but it'll actually help later. Mainly the blood stains out of clothes one. *Laughs maniacally*
This is actually... Helpful?
Yeah I'm actually gonna need to know how to get blood stains out. *adds to favorites*
@BITCHIMIGHTBE, i just strangle people with the shirts that are too bloody
One handed version of ctrl+alt+del .... If you know what I mean
Is this like, life cheat duck?
@SPARTAN5178, actual advice mallard.
Does anyone get the dont go to India one? And I apologize for my incorrect grammar on the word don't earlier, for any grammar nazi's out there.
@wolfsangel, hello stranger. I am from 2 years into the future to answer your question after years of research. To answer your question about women in India. India is considered by many to be the "rape capital of the world" with numerous cases of both indian woman and tourists being raped.
I feel like it would be helpful to rate it 3 stars, but then I'd seem like an asshole...
Day of Upload: 1/30/13.
*Set your alarm clock on Saturday morning makes the weekend feel longer* How about no I'd rather have extra hour of sleep
I'm concerned with the fact that he knows how to remove blood stains.
@The Expierementor, I get blood on my clothes all the time. I play sports and my knees or elbows or something always tend to bleed during my games so that fact was very helpful
All pics should be like this. Seriously, most aren't even funny anymore. Useful tips are great. Thanks!
This duck is my new date advice animal. I don't need my magic conch anymore. -Pulls conch string- "keep me please", sorry conch this duck is my new hero. -throws it away-
Remind me to bring bread crumbs whenever I go to the park. This Mallard has earned it.
@Remyguy, except the mallard will die if he eats too much cause they can't digest bread
Every once in a while you'll actually see something weird funny and useful on this app, thankfully. This is cool it's not the useless and overused memes that are reposted all the time from reddit
the duck of wisdom.
I just hope they don't start trolling and give people false information. Like when you have no condoms just have the girl on top. Gravity is natural birth control.
I will save these for later.
I love this! MAKE MORE
I don't get why I shouldn't go to India
@RissRiss, Google woman's rights in India
I love using the permanent erasable marker trick on my friends. It really does work. it's not what's added to the marker to make it permanent, it's what's added to the marker that makes it erasable.
I feel like it would be helpful to rate this 3 stars, but I severely
Actual advice mallard to the rescue.
I like this duck!! Sorry. Mallard.
*adds to favorites
I steal red pens...
I like this meme. It's got gusto.
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The point of this meme is to have a duck that gives useful, real world advice. I suggest downloading it
*adds to favorites*
Actual Advice Mallard! :D
New meme? MAGNIFICENT MALLARD!
@Hicoga, This isn't new...I've seen it on sites before
I've been on here for a while,seeing this duck yet I don't know why it's a duck...any explanation? In other new, every time I see a duck, I look at the beak which forms a dog head ._. Am I only one of the few/only one?
@Flan529, now that you have said that... I cannot unsee the dog head .-.
Oh mallard, you've done it again
Eighth picture:or she'll think your an asshole and slap you across the face.
Those directions weren't clear enough. My hand got caught in the food processor.
Where can I find more
All nicely put.. Gunna try some of them.. By the way when I save a picture I can't find it in my photos on my iPhone 4S how's that?? Can any1 plz explain? Thanks Zach
Whenever I see a duck I always think of the dog face on it's bill..
This is awesome
The spider one helps the most but i liked setting them on fire
Wear a condom!
I wonder who came up with the idea for it to be a duck
Best. Thing. Ever.
hydrogen peroxide is now very useful
I, well yeah okay duck •_•
Instead of installing the rented disk to your hard drive, why not just swap the disks c:
This duck is a hero!
All of these are really great tips~!
This girl gives good advice
*added to favorites*
This is all useful actually. Thanks stuck pixel
Hydrogen peroxide also removes certain... Bodily fluid stains from the carpet. It really does get a lot of stains out.
About the scratched disc, rent it, replace with scratched disc. Always another option
use h2o2 to remove blood stains....creepy
Yesterday my chem teacher wrote on one of those expensive, touch boards with permanent marker...this would have been useful yesterday.
I...I think I learned something today
Screw the citronella on the walls, i'll citronella every inch of my house property!
"If you are a girl, don't go to India". You'll know why in a couple pics.
I have a bad headache ... I don't want to read all that ... Based on the comments I'll assume it was interesting.
Guys I got friend zoned twice recently, HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE
he forgot to add that you should never be gay
Ain't nobody got time to read all that
@Kyro, never mind, I went back and read it, and it is worth it.
Why a duck?
Tisbis thos isn this is this is gai git my swaq on lokck like everydya i got swagg
Why shouldn't women go to India??
Guess I'm not going yo India.
Im a woman why shouldnt i go to India
Encouraging smoking AND safe sex? Seems conflicting...
Why shouldn't women go to India?
I found the blood stain one especially helpful
#meme #actualadvicemallard #friendzone #spiders
I feel like Scary Mike needs pallets of hydrogen peroxide on a daily basis...
I'm gonna need a lot of hydrogen peroxide.
Im just gonna make a comment about the youtube one cuz well... There are none.
I can vouch for USE A CONDOM...personally..
Bitches be loving bananas... Right? *begins crying.
I have actually done the Xbox 360 one
The hydrogen peroxide trick is... Useful for me.
Yeah like any sane person will set an alarm on Saturday...
I love this info, but why the picture of a duck?
The Duck Of Wisdom.
i use the 'https://' thing all the time
Wow. I just got useful information from a meme website.... I can now die in peace.
Oh my God, now I know why my grandma always made me peanut butter and banana sandwiches when I wasn't feeling well
Download :Normal Resolution
I've had people steal my red pen.
I love this duck.
WAIT... You're supposed to wear a condom? I never would have quessed
Another one is that u only find things when u aren't looking for them
These are the secrets of becoming epic
Why would someone need to remove blood stains from...oh. Right.
I assume these are all funny because I was too lazy to read more than two, and they were funny. Seriously, make less memes in one picture, nobody has time to read all this sh*t.
If you put that stuff all over your wall, wouldn't it just make the spiders be on the floor and in your bed and stuff
This duck is my hero
I need to stock up on hydrogen peroxide
He he, "Blocked website" (if ya know what I mean)
Who else wants to meet this person? Seems like an amazing friend to have
Gosh I love this duck
Common sense duck I like it
I stole two red pens yesterday.
I actually love this, and most of it will come in handy every day
I will be saving this......
Why did I read these all in a British accent lol
I'm allergic to bananas...
That duck is the tits!!!
Saved to favorites for later use
What if you don't have popcorn •o•
@Mr Wiggles, what if you don't have a microwave?
Can't read picture if you download it because it is too zoomed out? Add to favorites!
Why not just stay up later? Doesn't matter I still love this.
But trust me on the Sun screen
Hi-res! Take me away!
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"To remove blood stains".... .-. wut.
@nyankitty, for girls use, most especially... LOL