That Canadian astronaught is Commander Chris Hadfield! He is up there now tweeting pictures of the world from his unbelievable perspective :) follow him and find out
@Laaayydds93, I have the small hunch of you being a billboard.
@Laaayydds93, so they have service in space while I stand holding my phone up like Simba for service in my house?
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, no.. My name is Bill so you're kinda close
@Lois Griffin, good point. I wanna know what network he's on
America: "haha I can't hear you over this massive debt... Wait... F*ck"
@James got a Harden, you're literally the fire commenter to legitly make me laugh out loud in a long while. Kudos!
@James got a Harden, oh what Canada? Due to the massive heart attack stroke combo I'm having from all those Big Macs I can't... Wait.. What?? Oh sh*t call an ambulance!
@Jman1878, thanks homey
@James got a Harden, Canada: "Sorry, can't talk. Too busy providing aid to your own citizens before you do."
@ScaryMikeScarinMikes, America: What's that? I can't hear you over all that hardcore painkillers and methamphetamine materials being smuggled over from your country... Wait... Who's fault IS that anyhow?
Proud to be a Canadian :3
@alc124578, I freaking LOVE Canada! I'm only a few hours south of the border, too.
@God Isnt Real, but i do like your username
@God Isnt Real, thank you for generalizing all religious and Canadian people solely on their nationalities and beliefs. I think I'll leave it at that, as I don't want to start anything... Have a good day!
@alc124578, Canadians forever eh!
Hmm, yes, and you're calling us ignorant? You should respect the religions of others. And you say we think we are great? Well I bet you're one of the dumb f*cks who says "'Murica is the best county ever!" while sitting your fat ass in a Mc Donald's eating a double Big Mac with Super Size fries and a diet Coke. F*CK YOU
@God Isnt Real, f*ck u.
It doesn't matter what Canada does. They could cure cancer.... But they still gave us Justin Bieber.
@Sea Bear, yeah and drake
@Sea Bear, but even worse. Nickleback.
@Sea Bear, Justin bieber is cancer to the ears
@Sea Bear, two words Rebecca Black
@Sea Bear, but we gave Nicki minaj
@Sea Bear, You say that as if there's only one type of cancer.
@Sea Bear, in our defense, we don't want him either
@Sea Bear, dont be so quick to forgive them for Avril lavinge either
@Commander Manhandler, so you export all these people just to get rid of them? That is smart
@Sea Bear, but they did give us Jim Carrey, John candy, Seth Rogan, Pam Anderson, and my favorite, shayla stylez
@Sea Bear, we had to get rid of him somehow...
@Sea Bear, the for cure cancer would be a start to us back for what they sent us
@Sea Bear, true, but your celebrity usher signed him. Clearly the blame is on you.
@Sea Bear, My town gave Celine Dion! ( Charlemagne, Quebec )
@Sea Bear, Nicki Minaj..
@Sea Bear, Maybe if you added that onto the list that appears to be forming behind you...
@Sea Bear, ya sorry about that we did not want him so we just figured, Hey I'm sure America would like him but we where wrong
@Sea Bear, Yeah? Well you hurt well I'm in a circle so your Seabear powers cant touch me.
@Sea Bear, I am so ashamed of my country. *hangs head in shame*
@Sea Bear, Kim Kardashian. Your move.
@RageDiesel, Trinidad and Tobago did
@Sea Bear, and we greatly apologize for that.
@Kyro122, Justin bieber. He's so terrible I get to use him twice. Your move.
@Sea Bear, don't worry we have a plan. Canada will fix it's mistake
@Sea Bear, we gave you Russell peters!
@Xxmikegigsxx, I actually like Drake... I never understood why he got so much hate.
@Sea Bear, buuuut, i heard he got a dual citizenship, so that means that he passed YouR TEST AND HE IS JUST AS AMERICAN AS YOU ARE AND i dont really know where i was going with this... I guess youre right:(
@Sea Bear, and we are so ashamed. We have apologized many times for each
I'm sorry America we Canadians can't hear you over this free health care
@Brem, and how's that broken leg, eh? Still haven't gotten that fixed? It's been 3 months!
@American, I like how they thumb you down but they know its true. AMERICA F**K YEAH.
@Brem, Congrats on your health care and especially on the fact that you guys actually did it correctly
@Brem, keep it
@American, you have some major misconceptions if you think they won't immediately set a broken leg
Its cool, you guys don't have syrup in space!
Damn. I was hoping Canada was gunna win....don't get mad I'm Canadian
...Sucks. Sorry, I have nothing against you guys, but you're being arrogant as hell.
@Sporedical, Thumb me down all you want; It's true.
@Sporedical, it's called a joke. If you don't enjoy jokes you'll have a bad time on this app.
@Capri Sun, eh
@Hobo with an iPod, I don't enjoy people who think America is better than Canada. I think we're pretty much equal.
But...we got freedom.
@Caath, your Canadian?
@JakeTheSnake1234, What about his Canadian?
@Caath, awwww yeeee
I hate when Canadians boast about their "free" health care. You PAY for it. Your taxes are much, much higher than in America and, chances are, that you're overpaying got your health care because you're also paying for millions of other people who can't afford it.
@YEEEAAAHHH, our taxes are only higher because we have less people. The taxes would be equivalent if Canada and the US had the same amount of people.
@YEEEAAAHHH, where all your taxes go to military, ours (canada) goes to universal health care
Canada happens to have made one of the biggest contributions to space exploration ever. Have fun in space without a big arm to grab stuff.
Obama with his ears can hear anything
So? Canada's awesome
Everybody!!!! Click on someone's profile name... I don't want to belong to funnism
*adds to favorites*
Canada: "f-word you"
@The Contradictor, we are braver than you
I get a lot of beaver ;) Go Canada!
On behalf of Canada sorry for Bieber. Don't worry we don't like him ether.
The UK gave you Doctor Who.. That has to beat everything.
@Donna Noble, fair enough
What's that? You'll have to speak up, mars is far away and I can't hear you over my free health care and low crime rates
@Doctors Companion, r u rose Amy or Martha or Donna/Doctor Donna
@I see u sleep, Preferably Martha but its more of a self thing
@I see u sleep, What happened the other 25 companions, and the more than fifty who've traveled with him?
Why is that beaver holding a cell phone?
America: "haha sorry, I can't hear you over our military marching north
@Griff, never gonna happen everyone loves Canada, I've heard of Americans putting our flag on their persons when traveling so people aren't super douches to them
Canada sucks we got hillbillies and NASCAR!
United States is better than Canada. CAM
Why does the beaver have an iPhone
@Small Mexican Girl, lol. I find it more ironic that he says he enjoys freedom, yet the phone is "locked"
Hahaha, Canadians in space, there like hitchhikers, they don't have their own vehicle so they have to find rides
@The Q, at the moment, neither do you.....
Apply cold water to burned area!
America is just jelly of our Free Health Care
Meh Canada is good country but their economy isn't better then America
Wait... Canada has astronauts???
Chris Hadfeild FROM MY HOMETOWN
You guys do realize that the US owns Canada and Europe's debt and still has the best space program that at its current projection will put a man on mars by 2018
Sorry Canada, I can't hear you over my superior gunpower.
Day of Upload: 1/31/13.
We'll just punch you away with the Canadarm.
Wtf is Canada?
@Olsalt, WTF is Olsalt?
@Olsalt, it's the best country in the world
Sorry, Canada, I can't hear you over my bacon!
New Zealand beats us both in the end
Trying to make Canada look good while that astronaut looks like the biggest pedophile. Especially that mustache.
Why does the beaver have a locked iPhone...
Matthew is acting so out of character.
Jesus : Sorry can't hear you in heaven
Canada: I'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of all these happily married gay couples.
Sure it's free healthcare but the Procedures are much less sanitary and much are worse in general do to the lack of motivation of surgeons to go past their payed time. I hope that wasn't phrased to awkwardly.
Really...? Because as far as I'm concerned, there's no Canadians in the international space stations.. only Americans, Japanese, and Russians... Lol.
@phypsyeco, except you know the commander..... Chris hadfield.... Ie the guy I the picture..... Commander hadfield that guy
USA have to lie to say theyve gone to the moon
Isnt the top one a platypus?
Canada: "Oh yeah well....sorry"
Get ready for that healthcare!
Canada is mad we beat them at their own sport lol
@Kanji Tatsumi, 2010 Olympics?
I could read these things all day
Canadians also got rid of their penny. Because the penny is useless. I hate you penny...
@Antonio F Carriedo, And we're getting plastic notes. We have the $100, $50, $20 and $10. We're getting $5s soon!
@Sporedical, Yaaaaaay~! Canada's growing up so fast~!
Canada: at least we are still good at sports! (Man whispers something to man getting interviewed) well at least we're good at hockey! 😕
the astronaut looks like Barney Stinson....
I'm American but didn't canada come up with Nutella? If so then America's got nothing.
@Master Alucard, It was invented by Pietro Ferrero, an ITALIAN pastry maker. You are very off.