Someone get the cold water
@damnlochnessmonster, No, we'll need ice for this one.
@Cherri, Aloe Vera will work the most in this case
@TallyHoMofo, sir, i believe only liquid nitrogen, will be sufficient.
@Master Alucard, We must exile him to fridgia! Flash gordon anyone?
Applyth frigid liquid to thy scorched area
The Dorothy Parker one was my favorite.
Dorothy Parker is my new role model.
Winston Churchill: the human flamethrower
Oh my goodness, the text below John Barrymore's one XD
OOOOJHHHHHHH HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPLLLLllllleeeeeeesss!!!!
They forgot Yao Ming: bitch please.
We're going to need a lot of medals for this one...
I have this book called Great Insults and Comebacks. It has this and many more for loads of laughs! I highly recommend it - by Frank Allen :)
Just a cool fact: the composer Haydn wrote 108 symphonies. That's basically the equivalent of 108 Harry potter novels.
History is the greatest.
We need a large supply of Aloe Vera delivered here stat. On a side note, as Kelso would say, BURN!
Well isn't this a fine song and dance!
And obama vs donald trump during the inauguration
Senator Hollings like a boss!
Churchill = BAMF
Barrymore was drunkenly urinating in the wrong bathroom, and turned to face his accuser, penis in hand.
Murica? Or wrong pic? Lol who cares, it's MURICA!
I have a book called the wit of Winston Churchill and let me tell you that it is quite a rib tickler
Lol here's my dick mam.., it's coated in poison
So much win!
Forget the bottle, they need the Arctic for this
my grandad always said the bessie braddock one
The British: Aye bruh, you losin', just go home. (loose translation) - John Paul Jones: I've not yet begun to fight. *sinks them*
My personal favorite.
I wish I knew who some of these people were
One of my friends is named Thomas Reed!
I shouldn't go on iFunny before I get on funny pics.... every picture seems like a repost.
@immamulatto, solution: don't use iFunny
@immamulatto, you shouldn't go on i funny at all, that app sucks
@immamulatto, Same Here!
@DRZEVIA, it does! Its worse than this app...but this app is ok i guess
@ThatDisformedKitty, I wonder why I have so many downvotes..... oh well
@immamulatto, Don't even bother touching that app, I only use iFunny to make snappy, sarcastic comments.
@N Harmonia, I love you
@immamulatto, saying you go on iFunny
@immamulatto, I deleted Ifunny a year ago because it sucks. Conform. Delete it. Stuck pixel.
How did Mozart do that if he's deaf?
@foreshadow monster, psss. wrong person, bach was deaf
@hydroflame, double wrong it was beethoven
I thought Mozart was deaf.
Last guy looked like Jon stewart
Lol this was even funnier when I saw it on 9gag first. -.-
Really cool love these post.
Trudeau vs Nixon
too add to the list. for the sochi olympics ottawa's (capital of canada) mayor decided to raise a gay flag to protest against russia gay law. one citizen posted on the mayors facebook page that he was in disagreement with the measure and that he wouldnt vote for him.at the next elections. the mayor replied that if this was his position then he didnt want his vote.
literally. everyone. in. town. went crazy about how this person got burned.
Winston Churchill was also an acomplished painter. Look them up, they're quite beautiful