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@Pen is huge, don't joke about the Bear Force
If it has no teeth, it’s a gummy bear
If it gives you a hug, it’s a Care Bear.
And if it fell onto you from a tree, it’s a drop bear
@person2314, gotta watch out for them drop bears.
If it wants to eat your booty its a Pooh bear
If it hits on you it’s a sexual harassment panda
If you are in a convenience store, then it's the bear necessities
@Albatraous, the simple bear necessities?
This whole comment section is fire.
What about Pedo Bear?
If you can’t look directly at it it’s a sun bear
If it's a 40+ year old man, it's a gay bear.
Fact: Bears. Beat. Battlestar Galactica.
If it's a hairy bear, it's a scary bear. Otherwise it's a bare bear. If it's both, it's a ware bear.
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