That's a shame. He was doing so well when he was up against Paper.
@Depsycho, but alas, A Rock Obama won.
I guess he didn't make the cut! *points gun towards self*
I honestly thought this would be a rock paper scissors joke
And the winner is, Rock.
@Cat in Hat, but Rock was assassinated by Paper
I beat scissors
Rock beat him by a land slide
Vice president lizard-spock
Thumbs up for Halo 4, thumbs down for Assassin's Creed 3
@Cartervr , I'm just thumbing you down because I'm not a fan of these polls.
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, So Assassin's Creed?
@Mr Poll, no, just a thumbs down
He could get Edward ScissorHands as a running mate...
I'm sure he can... CUT some strings. Wait that didn't make sence. I'll go now.
@Shut the front door, sense* oops sorry
Day of Upload: 2/2/13.
A BIG D*CK
I guess he wasn't cutting it.
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@DHJ I apologize for my spelling, if it's that upsetting to you.
Last time someone ran with him, 3 children got stabbed!!!
Man that sucks... I bet he could of cut our debt in half!
Yeah, paper just wasn't CUT out for the job.
@Drunkrightn0w, no actually WTF is this
@Drunkrightn0w, no, wtf is this
I ran with scissors once... The End.
I nominate presidential rock, because rock beats scissors.
Okay guys, so I have a dilemma and my best fried didn't help much. So ive been kinda flirting with this girl for two years now and last week I finally convinced her to go on a date with me. She had to cancel due to family obligations. I was planning on telling her myfeelings on that date. So I decided to tell her this week. As I'm about to tell her she reveals to me that se "spur of the moment" decided to date this other guy. After hearing that I was told that that guy convinced her to cancel our date and then lie to me about it. Now, this IS just a stupid high school relationship issue, but do any if you guys have any advice? I feel like I can trust you guys.
@CaptainTwid, here's some advice, how about you spell correctly.
@CaptainTwid, my fried never helped either. My cooked did though. Try that.
@CaptainTwid, She's not worth it
I'm willing to do it!
@Mr Poll That's kinda what I've been thinking lately.
He said he would cut taxes