I'd have sex with you if you have a chocolate fountain
@Kiwibird, ...ok, *catches breath* just got back from the chocolate fountain store. Let's do this!
@Kiwibird, I've got one
@Phil Tippett, I..I have one...
@ur all thinking it 2, Your username fits perfectly
@ur all thinking it 2, *adds to favorites*
@Kiwibird, my school had an auction once and my parents bought a chocolate fountain... I hope you're hot!
@ur all thinking it 2, haha! That's great,
@Phil Tippett, SH!T PHIL!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MANAGING THE F*CKING DINOSAURS!!!
@Kiwibird, well you better start sucking, RIGHT NOW
I remember that bird, that bird can party
@guppi, I remember him, too. Does that make it a part repost?
@guppi, I hope he didn't die. Party bird
See, for me at the moment, Valentines day is good. I just found out that my crush likes me to.. :D her parents dont tho -.- So plz wish me luck with her :) I could use it. She has acted like I was in the friend zone when I never was -.- So ya, wish me luck! Sorry for the long post.
Birds are actually very sensitive to a chemical in chocolate, just like dogs, but worse. Even a little bit could kill them. It saddens me that that cockatiel is most likely dead.
There are two kinds of people...
*Waits for Forever alone for valentines day comments*
@Dan13888, I don't know what you're talking about
Or how it is on a girls period.... You choose!
Should i ask my right or left hand out to valentines day
Listen here, cum-slut.
"I have no valentine on valentines day!" Seriously shut up. People don't have mothers on Mother's Day or Fathers on Father's Day.
This is the first time I've ever been able to comment for a chance at top comment and I literally have nothing to say except for this sentence. :(
Ummm... Parrots are highly allergic to chocolate. Seriously, just saying.
I see walking dead and dead space 3
I hate valentines day I've been dumped by 2 boyfriends in 2 years on Valentines
@Shadow Storm, ....well, I would never do that to you. And I am now the proud owner of a chocolate fountain, so what's up? ...how you doin?
@ur all thinking it 2, YAY Chocolate...... Oh yes....hey I'm great how are you
Isn't the same toxin in chocolate that harms dogs also harmful to birds?
I recently got a bird. I can totally imagine it doing this.
Jack and jill
Going to Golden Corral for that chocolate fountain...
Is any one else deeply concerned for the bird's health. Because I'm pretty sure chocolate is bad for them, and to be drenched in it can't be good for their skin/feathers. I don't find this funny, but greatly disturbing...
The day after V-Day, go to the store and buy all the candy -- they'll all be on sale
I'm just gonna go ahead and say chocolate is poison to birds so.... this is actually a really mean retoast
That bird knows how to live
Chocolate. Chocolate everywhere...
The only ppl that bitch about Valentine's day are ppl that are spending it alone. You know who you are.
None of us will know the level of happiness as that bird experienced
Well, choclate parrots are somewhat tasty....
I never use those chocolate fountains because the chocolate is recycled so who knows what's in there
that bird has his life priorities in order
At least we have its a good day to die hard to look forward to on valentines day
Anyone remember the "your February" (picture of heart) "my february" (the walking dead) I really liked that picture
Poopsie from Jack and Jill!
I swear that there is no better picture than a freakin' bird under a fountian of chocolate!
@Universe Theory, ...false. Emma Watson naked in my chocolate fountain holding a freakin' bird.
i like that bird...it knows how to live..
Chocolate , chocolate everywhere 🍫🍩🍫🍩
Taking a picture of your hand flicking off Valentine's Day candy. Watch out, we got a badass over here!
Valentines day is just another way for woman to embrace feminism. Having them wait on 'the one' and making them do all the hunting and flirting. A woman letting you know they want you is way more attractive. Personality wise.