Every action has an equal and opposite erection. Relatively speaking..
@SmartFeller, speaking of relatives I’m pretty sure he married his
@SmartFeller, *squints at username*
@SmartFeller, Thanks to Einstein, their streets are fractured into fractions
Try not to crack under the dress, we’re creaking beds with action
We smack each other on the ass, and we don’t feign satisfaction
I get traction witnessing his fits of passion
The way he pimps them teens and dresses like the pits of fashion
Our dirty citizens, our hookers, live ration to ration
As Big Al robs ‘em blind in search of tits to cash in
His dîck is askin’ for some to come and bask in
Somebody put some skirts on his vacuous mass before he can lambaste 'em
She’ll pull the trigger on him, have her load the gun and cock it
While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket
@onetoendall, nice Hamilton hook at the end
@And Now Hes Dead, Haha thanks. Well, the whole thing is supposed to parody that verse
Albert was a known philanderer. He had several mistresses.
@mycatsanahole, Yeah I was gonna say I thought it was pretty well known fact he was a terrible husband and father
@mycatsanahole, and he married his cousin Elsa if I recall. Eh, different times.
@jarede73, hey just let it go, man..
To be fair to Big Al, he wasn't just the standard big brained nerd. Man led an interesting inner life in all sorts of ways if I remember correctly. I actually now wanna find a good biography or documentary about him again
@Sven and Otar, if you are into podcasts episode 67 of Timesuck is a good one about Big Al
@Sven and Otar, genius on Amazon prime is quite good
@Sven and Otar, if you’re willing to go off the beaten path, Benjamin Thompson, aka Count Rumford, has a kinda wild life doing science and marrying old women for their money and fighting for the british in the American Revolutionary War. The guy was all over the place.
He is just calculating her mass so he knows how much energy is in her.
Theres physics and theres physical
His wife was smarter than him, got higher test scores in uni and helped him with his papers. Yet because she's a woman it's not widely known.
She blinded me... with SCIENCE!
For cocks to go up, pants must come down.. or something