Taking the floor is lava to new heights
@Brut, new heights ahah
Impressive grip strength! I can barely do a pull-up....
.... I can’t really do a pull up
@imjustlooking, at least keep your chip up!
@The Freaking CIA, I don’t do chin ups either ((((:
And here i am arguing with myself if it's worth going up the stairs at the end of the day to sleep in bed, or should i just stay on the couch
I feel like they’re putting a lot of faith into the ceiling
@Tazbrum, exactly what I came to say
@Tazbrum, If you screw it into the middle of a ceiling joist, it can hold a lot.
Her entire bloodline, every single man and woman from time immemorial that eventually have rise to her lineage, then her family, then her parents, all worked tirelessly to ensure that each of their offspring have a better, easier life than the generation before. They hunted, then farmed so "home" might be more permanent and so, luxurious. They toiled, then educated, then became educators, so that they and their community might rise as a group. Economy was created, then built in such a way that she could get what she needs without having to know how to make it. Every single one of her ancestor's breaths were so she could live the easiest possible life.
And she spits in their eyes like this.
@Needless Contrarian, Humans need to stop making things easier. We're lazy enough as it is! If we keep going like this, we'll end up like those blobs of jello they called humans in the movie Wall-e. Not to mention the fact that the easier things get and the less people have to be responsible and think for themselves... the more entitled Karens we will create.
Do it for the future generations! Carry those groceries in by yourself! Learn to do your own taxes! For the kids!!! 👊😔
"She'd rip your dick off like a celery stock. Throw it in the tall grass; never see it again."
Weird flex but okay
The ingenuity of those who are really dedicated to fitness will never cease to amaze me right next to those who will do anything to be lazy.
....or a room of stoners you left with a bunch of pot and nothing to smoke from.
Is this one of those ultimate ninja warrior girls?
Is this foreplay?
@MrLogg, well, there is Rope in the bedroom...
Is... Is this actual bedroom gymnastics?
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, weird flex... but okay
When you bring your friends over but your mom just had the carpet cleaned.
interesting seduction technique. it worked.
She can climb me
I'll take 20
This is some white people sh!t
@NotOK, don’t you dare put this on us. We wanna sit around and eat pizza all day. This bitch is not representative
Angela Gargano I think is her name?
Hope none of those are stright into drywall
Definitely not getting her security deposit back
Imagine the handjob she can give with that grip strength
Things white people do
Sure honey drill twenty holes in the ceiling.
The floor is LAVA.
You know you live in a crappy cookie cutter house in the suburbs if you see all this in their house and wonder how it stays on so well.
I couldn't imagine our ceiling and walls tolerating all this. I hate it here.