I know he ate it at the end, but still did way better than I would have. That said, you gotta learn how to fall. That sounds like a dumb statement, but I do know how to fall so I dont bounce my skull off the ground.
@ThePandaPool , I learned the hard way in high school after falling badly and almost breaking my wrist trying to catch myself
@theshadosnipe, my wife used to laugh at me when I said shjt like this, but one day I was running down the hill by my house with my dog, she did that normal thing dogs do and tripped me up. As I fell, my wife was thinking 'I guess were going to the hospital today'. When I rolled to my feet and kept running, she had that 'well... shjt' moment. Lol
@ThePandaPool , Bonus points if you did the "hands in the air" pose that gymnasts do
@theshadosnipe, hell no. I'm fat, so I was focused on breathing from my lack of cardio. Lol
@ThePandaPool , best story ever...bet your cholesterol is up there in the top 10 percentile too. Dogs can smell cancer too.
People will wonder why, but you said a lot of awful things about me and I just love it when you share. bleh!
@Che D Lay sir, man, still butthurt after all this time. Last I checked this was funny pics, not salty pics
@theshadosnipe, you would feel different if you read any of the saltier comments PP has made towards me. Being singled out isn't a point I make, but reassuring anyone who has felt compelled to go against the grain or say what it is that gets rejected by the PC masses in this forum is a worthwhile endeavor & I wholly accept the aim of anyone's opinion without praise.
So...forgive the same intentions, as this is a public forum and criticism is a currency I will remit with interest.
Your meager investment remains paltry in comparison. But keep tryn...
@Che D Lay sir, "Wholly accept the aim of anyone's opinion without praise". Yet here you are clearly not accepting PP's opinion about whatever started this whole thing. You claim to pay with criticism, and that's quite alright, but what did he mention in this post that you are criticizing? You may try to talk like Edgar Allen Poe, but you lack the cerebral function to understand the most basic of social norms. People disagree constantly, on pretty much every subject under the sun (and above it). However, civilized people tend to find a middle ground where they can say "Let's agree to disagree". I'm not calling him right for whatever started your little feud, but he made no attack on you in this post. Yet here you are just attacking without prior instigation. That isn't the way to handle these situations. Even if he had insulted you on a previous post, what could some random person on the internet have said that made you so irrationally angry?
@theshadosnipe, well, I presume you don't resource anything shared between he & I and you will remain a bit on the wanting side of our issue. You may notice his lack of response.
@Che D Lay sir, I would assume it's simply that he doesn't care enough to rise to the bait
@theshadosnipe, Your last response exemplifies just one of his past behaviors by speaking for others as a means to qualify their opinion.
This is just one of the tenets which propaganda is based. While assuming the bait is for him, the shape of your interest becomes identifiable as you seek to feed when he is not present.
This is the behavior of a sycophant, presently announced by the flocculent smoke you blow but minus his willingness. Chum is a feast among bait fish who know not they are simply an appetizer which tempts the game fish's self-righteous hunger.
PP would advise you to not feed in such shallow conditions, as he has also offered this advice before.
@Che D Lay sir, as a self-proclaimed sycophant, I appreciate the acknowledgment. I am perhaps the biggest scum of society i know, and embrace that wholeheartedly. I feast on what others would ignore simply because I desire too. I could care less if it's bait or a treat, food is food. Should the day come that I then become the food for a bigger fish, so be it. That's how nature works, and I won't be around any longer to care either way.
@theshadosnipe, suit yourself.
Stuck the dismount
Well, better use Target immediately... they didn't post a sign telling him NOT to do that!
People who show off in public need validation to fuel their low self esteem
@hasher2288, nah sometimes people just want to have fun and they don't care if people are there or not. Its not like this dude has a 3ft concrete ball at home he could use.
@TurtleFlu, also it’s not like he’s hurting anyone, him doing this is easily ignored
@TurtleFlu, Theres a Karen in our midst
If it wasn't for the song then I would like this meme