Nah, the mad lad would end up taking them back to the promised land.
@Jaune Arc, the day they find the end zone is the day my wife tries anal
As a Lion fan, I'd say he's gotta go to Detroit to ruin his legacy
@Jaykub, like returning the One Ring to Mt. Doom, he must return the the state of Michigan.
He should spend the rest of his career hoping to the lowest win rate teams and taking them to the super bowl.
I can think of a handful of teams that have never even won a super bowl but instead you use the cowboys
He should play until his arms fall off.
@Cave Dweller, I fear he might
I think we can all agree this shouldve been the browns
*cough* Vikings *cough*
If any division would be easier than the AFC East...
On behalf of Travis Willingham, I hate this.
What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill?
You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar.