Hey,after they get older and their social lives die, lonely housewives gotta find purpose somehow
@VibratingButtChomper, seeing “lives die” made me really confused for a sec
Does anyone actually read those?
@Gamasennin, never and now I know to scroll all the way down.
@Gamasennin, just scroll till you see an ingredients list.
@Gamasennin, no and there some click ass baits where they don't even give you the ingredient list.
@Gamasennin, the middle-aged women the author thought they were writing it for do.
@Gamasennin, when I see one that makes it difficult to find the recipe i just rate it 1 star regardless of how good the recipe is.
@Gamasennin, yes. That’s where they hide state secrets.
Y’all know that most of these have a “jump to recipe” button at the top of the page, right?
I just leaned this from Bill Burr: paste the url into justtherecipe.app and it strips all that crap out. No more life story.
@jarede73, it’s funny this meme popped up cause I just heard that from his podcast a couple days ago. Also, it was the first time I’ve tuned into one of his podcasts. Funny angry guy
"Just tell me how long I keep the Eggo in the toaster."
It's because you can't copyright a recipe, but you can copyright a story.
I work in search engine marketing and this is really Google’s fault, not the recipe writers’. Lots of people used to post only the recipes, but Google values content so much that short recipes would never show up on the first page—so people had to adapt to have a shot at being seen, even though they complain (I’ve heard it with my own ears from a client) about having to write all of that content. They definitely don’t do it because they want to.
“This recipe helped me get through my twice removed ex mother in law’s colonoscopy, I hope you enjoy!” -Janice, Facebook circa 2017
Same for youtube how-to-videos!
There is always money in the banana stand
When you get half way down to the recipe and the site hits you with a "To Continue Reading, Please Sign-In" or the "Please Turn Off You Ad-Block To Continue".
“... It was about that time when the monster asked if had about... $3.50.”
Always when I'm trying to find a frozen banana recipe.