I thought he was about to do something cool. Then I remembered what app I was on
@Oh so cherry, how could you forget
This could've gone so much worse and I'm disappointed that it didn't.
@110100100, ikr, I was expecting flying teeth or a broken leg.
Nailed the dismount
That’s one odd way to get wood up your butt
Hes faking like that hurt and he didnt enjoy it
Disaster in 3...2...1... ahahahahahaha I knew it
Ah, what a beautiful place. Let me just ignore it in the sake of the internet and give myself an anal fissure
And gentlemen... this is what anal feels like
Just dew it!
He just posting his relationship status
Thought he was going to land on his balls