Your Honor, we find the defendant guilty..... of being a good boi
@TheMediocreHulk, he's a good boy but he definitely doesn't look guilty
@TheMediocreHulk, he definitely did it. Your honour, we plead justifiable snacking. He was neglected for more than 15 seconds, and starved for over 5 minutes. In fact we'd like to counter sue for abuse, seeking belly ribs and bacon in the amount of... lots.
That guilty smile, and that little tag wag at the end killed me. The emperor would love to meet this dog.
I love his peanut butter cups!
How dare you question this boi without a lawyer present? I heard no reading of his rights either, I say he walks, or you’re gonna have a lawsuit on your hands, pal.