Tickle his prostate with a egg beater eh? Sounds fun brb
Boobs so big, it gives your armpit cleavage.
@Futurologist, those i actually have and it sucks. Back spasms and everything. How the hell do i still have my virginity at 23, i don't know!!!
@Geeky Bitch, Go home, you are drunk.
@5hitsu, nope. I've never had a drink in my life. I'm just brutally honest
@Geeky Bitch, God knows its time to bust a nut on this b*tch
@Futurologist, pretty sure that's an armpit cameltoe
@Geeky Bitch, ikr! I have that issue too!
@Futurologist, why are you looking there
@Geeky Bitch, If you feel that way about it, I'll gladly have sex with you.
@Geeky Bitch, heck yeah I got that problem too
@Geeky Bitch, same boat girl
@Geeky Bitch, your username and comment suggest that you are an attention whore. Please don't be that.
@Chedda, i am not an attention whore. I just posted a truthful comment thats all. And
@Chedda, and as for my username, i am a bitch and i am a geek so voila.
@Geeky Bitch, So, you don't wanna have sex? How about some Final Fantasy? Chrono Trigger? Whatever you'd like, that works.
"Lose 20lbs fast,chop off your leg"
The sexiest sex to sex after sex? Must be pretty sexy.
The woman my boyfriend masturbates to? I have a boyfriend? Yay! /forever alone
@Werianu, hang in there, sister!
Bottom right: Do cupcakes make good boyfriends? Who knows? But cupcakes on a girl can make a good girlfriend
"Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater" hmmm. That's new.
@kissmeimirish, Yeah, but do you turn it on?
Sexy touch: tickle your mans prostate with an egg beater.... Wtf!!
Tone your butt until you're hot enough to be offended when guys appreciate it= womans logic
"Lose 30 pounds fast, chop off your leg!"
@Dr EviI, if you get your arms ripped of, you could also lose that much weight, but you still won't win Prom Queen
Tickle his prostate with an egg beater? Wtf?
Sexy Touch, tickle his prostate with an egg-beater… Interesting.
Please don't downvote me for this, but I don't think Hendricks is hot. Something just doesn't click.
@Audrey II, I agree. She is a normal lady with huge boobs. I can think of so many hotter females. Scarlett Johanssen, Natalie Portman, Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba, Gwen Stefani, Amanda Seyfreid, etc....
Day of Upload: 2/9/13.
Wonder twin powers activate!
TICKLE HIS PROSTATE WITH AN EGGBEATER? WTF KIND OF SEX IS THIS
Anyone else notice the Death Stalks You at the bottom of the sex magazine
"Mediocre sex NOW" . . . Like we really need those 3,295,761 tips. We already got that mastered.
I don't think I'd ever be lonely enough to blow a baboon...
O sh!t there were words?!
Fashion Magazines in a nutshell.
Yeah, this has been posted before, but I don't think guys mind haha
Tickle his prostate with an egg batter?
@Living Dildo, Says the living dildo! But seriously, I pissed in my pants when I read that.
Saffron?????? Do NOT trust her.
This is true.
For those of you who think its just for the bo*bs, it's to tell how now those fashion magazines just talk about s** and s**is the only thing in the magazine
@Capri Sun, it's OK to say ''sex''.
tickle his postulate with an eg breaker
Tickle his prostate with an egg beater. Lolwut
Looks about right.
Boobs. Tits boobs breasts? Masturbate boob!
If you look really closely... Wait nope still can't see words
This is a women's magazine and it has sex written all over, literally and no girl bats an eye.But any magazine for guys with the word boob written once is hated by all women for sexism and then any guy that buys the magazine is a pervert. Irony much?
The woman your boyfriend masturbates to
Of course cupcakes make good boyfriends
I stare at boobs and death stalks me....Great, now I'm going to die being straight
What happened? I didn't read past sex...
Sounds like porn .
I thought this was an actual issue of cosmopolitan because the first thing I read was"tickle his prostate with an egg beater."
Didn't the Doctor say, "You sound just like your mother?"
Tickle his prostate with an egg beater...
Damn I remember seeing this yeaaaaaaarrrrrsssss ago.
Naked. We're required to put naked on the cover.
I need sexytimes so badly I'd blow a baboon.
@FurriesRuinEvrything, I would've responded... But I'm a furry
Unless you have the same size boobs as her. With a more appealing face.
"You're doing it WRONG dammit!"