They mean HIS pee pee not yours...
@thrawnfett, *takes notes*
Nah, make him a sandwich and leave for a couple of hours.
*gets on one knee*
Would you marry me?
@Sriracha, hurrah!! A woman of culture!
@Sriracha, Dont forget to touch his pee pee before you leave
Hmm... are you a girl?
Is the car broken?
More peepee touches
You forgot “get him beer”.
Did you touch his pee pee with the food?