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Animorphs: stickbug
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What about the British story of the tailor with the giant scissors chopping the thumbs off of thumb suckers? People weren't f*cking around with their kids' stories back then!
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Joke aside I know this one from childhood.
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Short and sweet, loved it.
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Here’s another one: there once was a boy who loved to look at the sky and dream. One day he was looking at the sky, walked into a lake and drowned. The moral of the story: stop dreaming and get to work. Ah, terrifying German GrandmaZ
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2021 update: There once was a boy who didn’t want to eat his soup. He told everyone his parents were sexist misogynists who were racist and homophobic. The school gave the boy a sexchange and the parents were sentenced to 18 months prison. "Th-th-th-that's all folks!"
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This is a tame one. My favorite is the kid who played on the dike and drowned
Eat your soup.