Or find them online, and tell them you'll sleep with their mum...
@Brian Cohen, and give them a sibling
@Brian Cohen, it's all fun and games until the kids pulls the "I've been deeper in her than you'll ever be"
@Brian Cohen, r/ technicallythetruth
Fornite dance in front of their school when you pick them up
How dare you, Satan!
@Nurse Joy, Hey, I had nothing to do with this.
@satan of the north, oh not you Satan, sorry. The other Satan. The south one.
@Nurse Joy, Oh, him? That guys a prick.
Nah just bog down the speed of the internet
Parents like that deserve to have their fingernails ripped off and crafted into a razor blade to be used on their jugulars.
Put a speed limiter on their internet. Just enough for it to load, but horrible play experience.
Go into their Pokemon game and release every Pokemon they've caught, including legendaries.
@FaceGhost, For MMO discard all their gear and give their currency away to a random player.
Than watch as they log in for the first time.
@DamienD, it's even better if it's gear they paid real money for.