Sorry I couldn’t hear you with my blindfold on
Always count the tiles on the ceiling. Makes it seem like you're busy concentrating on the answer when in reality you're far from it making the teacher pick on that one kid who's obviously not paying attention 😈
@Cooktavius Gordova, alternatively you can just whip out your cocktavius gordova to assert dominance.
@Cooktavius Gordova, psychological misdirection. Stare them in the eyes as they ask, then turn and look at something else in the middle of the question. They’ll usually look too, lose track of the question, and go back to what they were doing. Works for me to my bosses. Never had to explain the blood on my shoes after my lunch breaks so far
Execution of Torrijos and his Companions on the Beach at Málaga.
Gotta respect the blind fold. That’s dedication
Looks like an acapella bluegrass band's, album cover.