-Are you expecting a baby boy or a baby girl?
-It’s a Baby Ruth.
@SurgeonSean, your joke made me snicker.
@sir killjoy, got a bunch of smartees over here
@SurgeonSean, good work on the puns everyone, it’s time for your PayDay!
@TurbulentJuice, about time, you’re such a Slo Poke
@SurgeonSean, if it's a boy we're going to name him after the father. Junior Mints
@SurgeonSean, all of your replies at giving me Chuckles
@SurgeonSean, Ha! These jokes remind me of the time I devoured Three Musketeers.
@Man with a Cat, that sounds like it’d involve a Milky Way
Why are you sneaking food into your living room?
I would sneak in spaghetti 🍝
That moment when you notice you spent the last 4 months in unfiltered.
Must be how they got an entire Costco cake into a theatre that one time
or just carry them in in your hand.
She’s too dangerous to be left alive!