Oopsie poopsie. UwU we’ve got a widdle fcky wucky
@Nurse Joy, gave me a right giggle, ya did chap
@Nurse Joy, instant fired, even if it wasn't your fault. Fired for talking like that
@Nurse Joy, “loads shotgun with malicious intent” squirts - are you a furry
@AverageIdiot, ok bossy wossy. I gotts a widdle better Jobby wooby anywaysies
@Nurse Joy, “you’re going to be fired for that.”
“Oh no, uWu.”
“Out of a cannon. Into the sun.”
@I Are Lebo, uwu, Praise the sun! sun is wonderful husbando.
@DrSin, squirts? You mean Squints?
There was a spider.
@spences, a reasonable response, not fired.
@spences, boss: ok spences, so why didn't you also set it on fire?
The uh... inventory is really flying off the shelf today, sir
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, this
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, pfft
It was like that when I got here
I am sorry I have dishonored you Lord Bezos.
@Emp4th, "I did this on purpose, kiss my a$$, Jeff Bezos, you fvcking worthless piece of shjt"
*Throws uncapped bottle of piss at him*
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
I worked for a warehouse for a while. This happened more than once and it was the boss' fault for stacking sh!t so high without structural support, like shelves, and not taking into account what was in the boxes.
We were making a box fort
Yeh yeh I know. "Again?"
Is this why my Amazon package is taking a week?
It was the new guy
@AussiePatrick, Welcome to RSlash prorevenge where OP hires an alcoholic as her replacement and her sexist boss loses millions from damage products
@AussiePatrick, You mean the yellow hats?
“I wasn’t even on shift”
Did you feel that earthquake?
Assert dominance. Stare him dead in the eye and say "clean it up b!tch" then promptly walk out the door and go find your next job, ya fvck-up.
I'll see myself out...
I was on break, dafuq happend other guys!
He did it 👉 👈 he did it
@R1hangover, “.....it was you.”
And we’re out of coffee
@orion55, I think this one would make me the most upset haha. Not only do I need to deal with this, there's no coffee?! I'd leave.
@Stealthnuker, **your car has a flat tire**
@orion55, **drops to knees and cries in the parking lot**
Not my fault! I didn't do it!!!
Boss, what did you do!?
Aurora Borealis at this time of day at this time of year in this part of the country localized entirely within this warehouse. Yes sir.
We finished boxing, sir, just like you asked.
Sorry Jeff. My bad.
That was some earthquake last night huh?
I put everything in one area so so it's easy to find. You're welcome
We need better shelving.. and a new forklift driver..
it was frank
@stevepaige, leave my brother out of this
All boxes stacked over 5 feet must be tied down according to OSHA.