I think its funny how a robot became president before an atheist.
@Agent Starling, I wanted to say it! Haha
@Agent Starling, I think they're just showing how most presidents use god as a tool to get people to trust them
@Agent Starling, hello, Clarice...
@Agent Starling, My government teacher, who happens go be atheist, says you pretty much need to believe in god to get elected.
@nrh3191, that is probably why he is elected after a robot.
@nrh3191, this is really sad but true
@nrh3191, You do. The presidential oath has you swear before god.
@Toxikyle, It's not required to swear before god, it's just that almost every president chose to do so.
@Agent Starling, no, it's funny how the female president lost
How can the robot not be an atheist?
@Lumpypasta, being logical by definition does not make one necessarily atheist.
@Lumpypasta, they follow the church of gate. Bill gates that is....
@Lumpypasta, Have you ever watched Battlestar Galactica?
@Lumpypasta, have you ever heard of robonica
@polecat987, exactly, the one true cylon god
People voted for the first athiest because they all regretted voting for the robot.
When we have our first Russian/Mexican/American Lesbian Satanic president that was born in Alaska but raised in England(with accent), we will have won.
wow, the atheist stayed president for an incredibly long time
@acebai22, 2024 sucks I hate flamers
@acebai22, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed
@acebai22, Don't stop.... Believen'
@acebai22, no he didn't. It was the first gay president that stayed in the longest.
@acebai22, 910 years!
@Raedee, really? Since when is 70 years longer than 910 years?
I know I'm prolly gonna get thumbs down for this, but I flipped on my television one day, and it was on discovery channel. It was on Abraham Lincoln and it said that he was actually bisexual. I'm not sure it's true. But thought I'd throw it out there.
At this rate, our country isn't gonna last 50 years!
It skipped 910 years after like 30 year skips there was like a blast into the future
That was a jump
THIS HAS BEEN A BAG OF LIES!
Progressing all right then *BOOM!!* increases by 1000 years
The majority will be atheist well before 2098
We all know no one eats retoast past 6:00
How is the gay guy not an athiest
@Tlighton890, exactly lol
@Tlighton890, good point
@Tlighton890, Because sexuality isn't directly related to belief in God.
What happend to funny pics
But 2094 and 2098 aren't election years. And also "first boring white guy in 1000 years"? Well 3008 minus 1000 is 2008 and Obama was elected. So wouldn't it have been longer?
There will never be an atheist President, see Machiavelli's "The Prince"
But still the one to make the correct decisions
Operation zip code! 85086
Abraham Lincoln didn't believe in a god.
All the founding fathers were atheist so there's that...
@Paranoid1123, if they were all atheist then why the hell did they make our country a Christian nation?
@German Canadian, actually paranoid is correct, they never added anything about god in the constitution until the 1900's, including the "in god we trust" on the dollar bill. I don't know why we have that, separation of church and state. And no I am not against religion in any form. Sorry for long post.
@Moo Cow Panshi, Well no. Paranoid said that they were atheists. So
@Moo Cow Panshi, Sorry for the double post I accidentally hit send. Paranoid is technically wrong because none of the presidents were atheists, but what you said is kind of true.
@Paranoid1123, Nope, there were a few "Atheists" but the majority were deists.
@WBC, I believe Obama is one, I know he doesn't give a damn bout religion
@Foo Foo Cuddly Poop, We aren't a Christian nation, we're based on religious neutrality. That's kinda the whole reason that everybody came over here.
What about first Asian?
I think Hillary will be the next president after Obama (Mabye)
@Captain Pedo, why are you being down voted? She's the leading candidate for democrats so you could be right.
Are these confirmed?
@Senna Asad, u
Elect jesse ventura 2016 and you will have your atheist!
This app sucks
The first female will be 2028. Trust me, they plan this stuff out 70 years in advanced.
where's the first Mexican
@isnsbdbdjcicifl, um stupid alert Mexicans cant be a US president
@isnsbdbdjcicifl, also Asian, European, Russian, Polish, etc.
@isnsbdbdjcicifl, Mowing the White House lawn.
@MY MOOOOOOM, internet=won
@stigmaoftherose, stupid alert? Are you 6?
@stigmaoftherose, You have to be born in the US, think McFly!!
@isnsbdbdjcicifl, If you would have payed attention in Social Studies class, you would have probably notice it's kind of hard to be Mexican and President of Murica.
@stigmaoftherose, yeah they can you could have been born in America and had Mexican parents
@stigmaoftherose, dam all of juust say you have to be born in the u.s to be president you don't have to be mean
@isnsbdbdjcicifl, Puerto Ricans are where it's at (Just kidding, I know nothing about what we're talking about)
@stigmaoftherose, Not unless they're Mexican american.
@isnsbdbdjcicifl, are you kidding me? An elevator can raise a family better than a mexican! Just kidding that would be racist
@stigmaoftherose, he meant hispanic. Don't be an idiot.
@stigmaoftherose, I believe he means a man of Mexican Nationality. There are plenty of eligible Americans who are 100% Mexican who could be president. As long as you are born in America, an American citizen(duh), and over 35 you can be the president.
@stigmaoftherose, He means ethnicity...
Repost! It was like 7 years ago! People don't forget
@Manti Teo, 7 years ago was 2006. How would they know another boring white guy wasn't elected in the 2008 election
@SpecialEd Teacher, you must be really fun at parties
@Manti Teo, I'm sure SpecialEd Teacher actually has many fun stories to tell at parties about his students
@SpecialEd Teacher, They rigged the election. Somebody alert the authorities.
@SpecialEd Teacher, Also this app didn't exist.
Shooting myself in 2024
hey guy's, I'm bored
@Jonathan Squat, GOOD
@German Canadian, haha sorry I'm procrastinating
@COOOORRRRAAALLL, Hi bored. I'm dad.
Exept we will be on another planet and everyone will be fat.
I'd hate to have any of those in the white house, unless it was a black women, that'd be cool. Especially if it was right after obama as well
@wu gambino, What could a "black women" do better than a white woman?
My math may not be solid but why would an election happen in 2094 or 2098... And lets be honest female? Dont be crazy
¡GUAT ABOUT US MEXICANOS!
Well that escalated quickly
Fun fact, they've already had a gay pres.
@Anal Flute, It says "openly gay"
I am looking at this in 2018 how did you know a female was going to run??
Well. It's almost 2016...its coming true. No offense to women, but Hillary may not be the best choice.
The robot wasn't atheist?
Still only Christians and athiests in office...no other religions
In other news, North Korea has created a working nuclear weapon. Their next challenge? Getting it off the ground.
correction *2098: First Openly Atheist
I doubt America will be around that long but I love that i live in a place where I can say things like that
I THINK this is a retoast but noone else does
What about the first Northern Latvian guy?
Exept, we will
America won't exist by then
I hope Gary Johnson is president in 2016.