I work remotely, need a better hack
@CKMe, It's the lag. MOM! GET BETTER INTERNET!
@CKMe, 1. Tell your boss your computer needs to restart for an important update.
2. Just shut it down and don't turn it back on.
@CKMe, light yourself on fire and inform your boss you have a medical emergency 🙌
@Ghoaxst, a better hack, not a painful death... huge difference
@CKMe, gotta be more specific, silly
Well I no longer have a job. What's a life hack to get money, baby Yoda?
Yes I know he's actually Grogu, but I've been calling him baby Yoda for years, dammit
@that1german, everybody else seemed to figure out that you make more money not working. So there's always unemployment.
I work in a factory and a common way people quit there is to ask to go to the bathroom, then just leave.
You know you don’t even have to tell him. You can just...go home. Don’t even ever have to go back.