What if it wasn't an egg...
@green toast, how does a caveman have 5 dollars in the first place?
@Professor Maoki, how does a caveman even have a domesticated farm animal in the first place?
@Professor Maoki, Caveman cash
@Professor Maoki, geico saved him tons of cash.
@green toast, well we would all be eating chicken sh*t
@Professor Maoki, caveman rock currency
@Professor Maoki, "I'll give you 3 bear teeth, an elephant tusk, and a woman to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"
@Professor Maoki, because a habitant of the USA is still a caveman
@melissajay, it probably came out of his butt.
@A Kinky Giraffe, Eggs don't come out of a chickens ass, so I think he is gunna have a terrible taste in his mouth for a bit
Right! I'm always wondering, who was the first guy to look at a cow and say, "Mmm, I'm gonna suckle at that cow's teets!"
@Hairy Turtlez, I'm always wondering who saw a kiwi and said "Hey! Lets eat that hairy brown ball!".
@Just Koppi Me, it was originally called the Chinese gooseberry.
Because U.S. currency and proper English came before the chicken egg.
I don't think those men would be popular with the women, if they keep getting mixed up with which hole is which...
Ok I can comment here but not the new pics? It keeps saying general error.
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So your telling me that eggs are just shelled chicken sh!t
Yeah, its okay StuckPixel. I don't need to comment.
Cave men had American money??
What if I told you that the artist thought birds actually look like they do in angry birds
@green toast then he'd be in trouble.
I think he means five cave dollars.
Cavemen had money??
@Richdogg3298, you'll be surprised
they used dollars then?
@green toast, it's a chance that has to be taken
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@The Governor, I sympathize greatly and approve of the walker bomb van
And who the hell thought of eating potatoes? "Let's dig up this poisonous plant and hope these brown things don't kill us"!
@green toast, exactly what I was thinking, my diseased friend.
My question is, what do I have?
Where's historian when we need him
@Gwalks , why would you need him
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An even better question is how did we learn cows make milk when you pull there nipples
The chicken is an egg though... EGGCEPTION
Wasn't America created in whatever date but I'm pretty sure it wasn't cavemen and that there were no dollars
Am I high, or does that look like the white bird off of Angry Birds?
I'm not sure it comes from its butt... 😰
What about milk?...oh god...
Reminds me of Nacho Libre when he eats the eagle egg
Cavemen having 5$? Seems legit.
I can't quite tell what emotion the brown haired one is feeling
Look at the website name,.and then just picture that in your head.... -_-
I'm pretty sure this isn't how it happened.
Eggs. Not even once
The chicken looks like it has a huge egg inside of it...
This pics have been horrible.
"Sure man thats totally gonna be worth it!"
False... The American currency was non-existent...
It's makes you think, what was the person doing when they found out that cows produce milk.
But, like... What came first man..?
Preeeeetty sure eggs come out of the vagina.
My grandpa, Dire Wolf,(you may know him) helped squeeze it out.
Haha same for cows milk too! I picture someone saying "I'll give you 10 bucks if you grope that cow and drink it's juices!"
5 dollars was a lot back then.
I wonder about the story behind eating bull testicles...
This is a joke from Calvin and Hobbes: "I mean, who would look at the thing and say 'I'm going to drink whatever comes out of these things.' You know what I'm saying?" "Why do you have to talk about this at breakfast? "