That flower did you a solid, bro! Better suck it’s d!ck so you’re even. It’s what a true bro would do for a good wing man.
@Man with a Cat, Yeah, let him pollinate you.
@Man with a Cat, woah woah WOAH! Wait a got damn MINUTE ! There is a form you gotta fill out before you suck plant dick.
@Man with a Cat, wanna uh... wanna be best friends?
@SWAT the fireman, yes
@Man with a Cat, ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
@Man with a Cat, that’s why it popped its d!ck out at the end. Special petal….
“Your love life being arbitrarily imprinted on me is so inspiring I will help you further mutilate me, human! I die knowing I have served the superior being! X_X”
That flower has cancer
Thank you Dan