2021: use 5g network to watch videos of big tiddie catgirls and yank my schmeat to
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, thus proving that the fears about 5G were well founded, despite the many previous false alarms.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I see you are using all 5Gs
@DrSin, but of course, it’s important to do your research so you can recognize debauchery when you see it. *nods in anime*
@Hot Coffee, nods in Overflow / Redo A Healer / Interspecies Reviewer / Futabu and many more
This actually started with the invention of the printing press and how it would corrupt the minds of the youth
@CKMe, I think we can take it back further to cuneiform clay tablets. Those things were where things started going down hill.
@Hot Coffee, Nah, man. Cave paintings really brought down this species' collective sense of imagination.
@CKMe, and goodness were they right
But I quit my job because I worried about the 5g towers I was installing...
@butternut squash, you worked for the lizard people?!
2025: Use holograms to show Notorious B.I.G. performing with Kenny G