Is it strange that I'm finding usernames more entertaining than the actual comments?
@The Doorknob, lmfao coming from The Doorknob, that made me laugh.
@The Doorknob, nope!
@The Doorknob, no
@The Doorknob, Good news everybody!
@The Doorknob, sometimes I take advantage of snail pics
@The Doorknob, I wonder the story behind the usernames :3
Actually eggs are chicken menstration. Unless a rooster was present the eggs aren't fertilized therefore aren't chicks. They lay eggs every 28 days, just as a girl has her period every 28 days.
@BuggyBart, so then I've been eating a chicken's period sunny side up for all these years? *goes to throw up*
@Elfman Strauss, ya pretty much. Putting it that way yes it sound repulsive but chickens constantly produce eggs and only do they become chicks if a rooster fertilizes it.
@Elfman Strauss, this isnt a problem for me because i have always hated eggs. Oh yeah ive also hated chicken breast too. Just think about it. Chicken boobs covered in chicken periods. Yummy.
@BuggyBart, thank God someone else here knows their stuff!!
@BuggyBart, they lay eggs every 28 days? That's total bull. I own chickens, and they lay every day.
@BuggyBart, They lay an egg everyday, not every 28 days. So therefore chickens have their periods every day.
@MrToadkipz, I know right! city people shouldn't try to act country
@BuggyBart, false. Chickens lay eggs more than every 28 days. I own chickens. I know
@BuggyBart, chickens lay eggs every day.
@BuggyBart, chickens lay eggs everyday Einstein. Someone's never been to a farm.
@BuggyBart, actually, it takes a chicken roughly 25 HOURS to go through its egg cycle an lay an egg...
@Chintadtic, ok Jesus Christ I got it wrong. And for all your information I'm not a "city girl" I just don't like chickens and never work with them and was relaying information I've heard. For your information I own sheep, llama, and horses. Thank you.
@stewies wig, sorry I got it wrong. I don't like chickens and don't work with them. That's what I've heard and I was saying what I know. Chickens don't make up a farm.
@BuggyBart, Well it still ain't menstruation it's ovulation you dumbass
@BuggyBart, Actually, chickens don't menstrate. But the rest of it is right.
Looks like Cannibal Corpse have a name for their next song.
@DangAssBeard, or album name
"Paid for by the Vegan Ad Council."
Wrong, it's actually not a 'unborn child' it's a period
@Michael918, wrong, it is called an ovulation
Thats pretty hot.
Sounds like Christmas at Kevin Spacey's house.
@Greased Up Deaf Guy, I don't understand...
@Sexy TARDIS, I love your name!!!!!
@Greased Up Deaf Guy, what do you mean "sounds" mr. DEAF GUY?
@The Face of Boe, thanks, Jack. ;-)
@Sexy TARDIS, yes...this is awkward...hello my TARDIS...
@Sexy TARDIS, I know you, and the face of Boe... The Face of Boe I happen to know quite well.
@Greased Up Deaf Guy, lol you're name is from family guy
Unborn child??? Fool doesn't know the the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and therefore never have needed to be aborted XD
Well when you put it like that....
And we found the vegan...
That is the most metal thing I have ever heard
I'd like more chicken period on my chicken please.
I am seriously disturbed by this. XD
Good job stuckpixel, you just ruined eggs for me. Like my childhood wasn't enough
This is why we can't have now things
Actually an egg is the period of a chicken, not it's unborn child. Fun fact!
That, sir, is quite metal of you to say such a description
I found the vegan.
You people realize chickens are mammals? Like they have to get pregnant... The egg isn't a child...
but an egg we eat is a chickens period
Eggs aren't fertilized, they are more like a period... We eat chicken period
Then eat with a lightly buttered muffin. Gotcha!
I think a vegetairian/vegan made this...
Dafuq did I just read?
I feel like all the memes today have to many words
oh i just love realists
Accually it wasn't fertilized in the first place....
There's a Japanese dish called "oyakodon" which literally means "parent and child rice bowl" which has chicken fried with eggs.
Metal as f*ck.
He/she must be a vegan.
more like a girl rolling around in her period.
But it's not an unborn child, it's only part of what could make a child...
Found the vegan.
Imagine a chicken on this app. Probably wouldn't have any top comments. Probably deleted the app due to this pick. Probably is tasteh.
Never seen it like that before
That's strange, it won't say "möbius strip" correctly
That still won't make me a vegetarian, sorry!
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side! BAZINGA!
Actually the eggs we eat never had the chance to be fertilized aka no chance of them ever being a chick. So eat your eggs with confidence because your not eating a chickens unborn child, your eating it's period. :3
@Misscool, the egg isn't period, period! Go back to school
Awwww thats adorable!
At least it tastes delicious.
@A pair of Ass Cheeks, I'm not sure if you are talking about the chicken or ass cheeks.
@N Harmonia, both probably