Thought it was America’s penis?
@troubled panda, your penis doesn't have a mullet? *Scoffs in Floridian*
@troubled panda, that would be Washington DC. They like to fvck everyone.
@troubled panda, isn't it the devils armpit?
Florida man looking great!
Florida, The NUTSACK of the USA
“Okay, Florida, just because you’re shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn’t mean you have to act that way.” -John Oliver