When the 'ray that killed Steve finally does die Steve would greet it saying, "Sorry I spooked ya, mate. I didn't mean to. My, you've grown since I last saw you. C'mere and gimme a hug!"
Because Steve is just that awesome.
@AJMalone, why does the ray get to go to heaven?
@AJMalone, and then he'd get stabbed again for trying to hug it.
@JAMA, All stingrays go to heaven. It’s in the Bible.
@AJMalone, then it stabs him again
@JAMA, all animals go to heaven as they do not have the selfish desires nor the meaningless quarrels that us humans do. Except for mosquitoes, they only go to heaven when they bite someone who deserves it
@x2 6x 9 lol, Amen to that brother
@JAMA, please see @x2 6x 9 lol, comment for more info
@Wankershim, except they don’t have eternal souls like us selfish humans.
@Wankershim, hey if snakes going to heaven that it aint heaven
@jerriest jerry , get a job Jerry
@x2 6x 9 lol, well let me ask you this....Hungry for apples?
I'm just selfish like that.
@ThePandaPool , honestly the good outweighs the evil. Think about all of the exposure to nature and love he spread. I truly think more animals would be alive and we would have more appreciation and exposure to them.
@Runnin with scissors, *starts sliding on the Infinity Gauntlet
@ThePandaPool , if you have to damn yourself to Hell to save Steve, that's a sacrifice that I am willing to make. Godspeed friend.
@Runnin with scissors, no. No I don’t think it’s justified to kill the stingray to save him. There’s a better way. Go back, convince him not to go in the water that day. The people who killed stingrays after he died make me sick, and I’m certain they’d make him sick too.
@Cloverleaf, true I condemn those that did harm but if you couldnt convince him to not dive that day or the event was inevitable with the stingrays alive and this is time travel i would kill it.
@Runnin with scissors, well trying to stop him for any length of time from diving…honestly any delay in the timeframe could cause a drastically different outcome. Imagine five minutes of difference could mean he approaches a much calmer stingray
@Cloverleaf, true enough.
In reality, I’d save Martin Luther King Jr. so he can tell all these disgusting critical race theorists that they are not only stomping on his legacy, but are actually the racists themselves. The very opposite of everything he fought so hard for. It really hurts my heart.
I mean… If you got the time machine just warn Steve
“Shoot it in the leg.”
Gotta let him know Steve Irwin still got shooters out here
We all want to do it, and if we cared enough we pull the trigger. I wouldn’t tell him because he deserves justice
@DrSin, I’d pull the trigger but I’d miss on purpose just to scare it away that day