While the fish hasn’t been a disappointment it’s entire life
Nobody likes you when your 23, and you still act like your in freshman year
“I’ll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish”
He didn’t have to spend a bunch of money on the bratty little fish
We have these artificial ceremonies like birthday parties that we just expect everyone to love being at when people have diverse tastes. Maybe it’s not you. Maybe it’s birthday parties he’s not interested in. Maybe he likes fishing and doesn’t like singing and blowing up fvcking balloons.
Clearly you’re a disappointment to him. Chin up and just be you!
Because the fish smells better than her puss
The dad can eat the fish...
@fettman1138, he can eat both if she's willing to keep it a secret
But they both smell the same
He would be happier if he wanted off to 9/11 videos.