America Fvck yeah!
@Mantis Tobaggan, coming to save the motherfvcking day!
This is horribly offensive, he’s not using a gold plated desert eagle
@generic zombie, that’s reserved for the lufa scrubbing of the private areas
@generic zombie, hey, not everyone is in your tax bracket. Sheesh. Elitist.
@generic zombie, he wants to keep his teeth inside his mouth, preferably still attached.
I literally just finished brushing my teeth like a maniac in front of my fiance just to weird her out. The timing of this meme is just *chefs kiss*