The bride has a boner?!?!?
@Wale, what would suck even more is if she had a bigger penis than you.
@Beeftinkle, and more would have to get sucked, respectively. If you alpacas know what i mean.
@Wale, that's the joke
@Wale, dude, do you even get the joke?
Bad luck Brian
@Zebra on crack, Bad Luck Boner
@My Generation Sucks, bad luck Bride
@Zebra on crack, Coming this Summer: The Bad Luck Bride
How could he have not found that out before then?
@PrincessDaisy, no double checking genders until marriage!
@PrincessDaisy, hey, I didn't do the dirty with my wife til we got married. And we dated 4 years. True story.
Well that accelerated at quite a high speed
@Dignified Tuna, directed by M. Night Shyamalan
See, premarital sex and you wouldn't have this situation.
I don't see a problem in this picture
Plot Twist: He was talking about his mother having a boner with the bride with a boner
That is the positive to premarital sex.
Well that's a nice turn of events...
And that is why sex before marriage is very important, kids.
Wouldn't it be the Groom?...
The sideburns of the preacher look like the wife's nose!
You're telling me they're getting married and they've never had sex before. Aliens Guy: Christians
Only six inches? Sh.
Because the women are the ones with penises.
Some women's clitorides can be up to 4 inches long.
Can't relate. Married a woman.
Would you rather discover 6 inch penis or 6 inch tits on ur bride?
How do you not figure this out before hand
She must work at subway because she just got a six inch
Wow i didnt know rappers used funny pics @Wale they always seemed like ifunny users to me
You're marrying her and you haven't been down there yet?
@I am usain bolt, Might be religious reasons
OH FVCK, IF A RELIGIOUS DEBATE STARTS, IT'S ALL MY FAULT
I luckily can't relate
What kind of a name is Osgood?