You know what I haven't had in awhile? Big League Chew.
@californication, had some the other day. It's amazing for the first thirty seconds then you have to add more or else it turns into crap. Pretty soon the whole bag is in your mouth and you are nearly choking to death on a big pink wad
@californication, you, sir, have just started an enormous craving.
@californication, i never had it before.
@californication, you know what I haven't had in a while? The game your name is based off of. Oh wait, that's because it was cancelled :(
@tbs7duke, and its worth it!
@Prophet of Regret, Oh God, the things you have been missing.
@Prophet of Regret, it's amazing gum usually found at baseball parks
@californication, *Begins to salivate uncontrollably*
@californication, thanks Peter griffin
@californication, BEST GUM, sh*t hurts your teeth if too much though
@californication, do you by chance subscribe to Rooster Teeth? And watch fails of the weak?
Why am I the one that needs to explain this? She's a "good girl" and doesn't take her phone out on a date, like most chicks do. This is not a "life problem" .
Now, down vote me!
@Le Flareon, then again she could just be a complete nut case and not have any mates
@sugah, people on here are my only friends and I've posted a total of four comments, including this one. I'd pull my phone out on a date.
If I had one
@Le Flareon, is that an offer??
@sugah, hey, if you pay I go down. Guaranteed.
@Le Flareon, so i have to pay for your services?? Hmmmm
@sugah, kinda, I just want dinner. We can go back to your place so I can have dessert
@Le Flareon, haha how do you not have a date? Im in love with you already lol
@sugah, probably because I'm a man and act like a loose woman.
@Le Flareon, or it may have a lot more to do with the fact that i love 'desert'
This means I don't haz her number?
As long as you know the size of the boobies!
"Saves to favorites"
Some pictures taken from Reddit just aren't funny without their captions.
It means shes not had her phone out texting when you've been trying to talk to her. It's a good guy greg spin off.
Life's problem are so tough now a days.
I hate it when people use their phones on dates, it's like hello?!? The whole point is to get to know eachother you dick
You've been on 2 dates? Who is this whore?
I want my mom to be so oblivious of me at certain times, my dad too.
Wrong meme f*cktard
You'd think it doesn't matter. Guess again
Good Girl Grace
Mmm good girl Gina
Good guy Greg's girl
Why is this irrelevant?