Dude! When I rip a fart on the toilet it should be so loud the walls of my neighbors' house shake. I take pride in my flatulence, dang it!
@AJMalone, I also take pride in his flatulence
@AJMalone, I mean, that is the right place for it.
@AJMalone, just once at least, I wanna fart so loud you can hear the windows vibrate for awhile afterwards
@AJMalone, dude one time my aunt took a shìt so loud it shook her whole trailer and when I drove down her road like 2 days later I saw a shattered toilet at the curb like 2 blocks down
Not to mention comfy AF
@Randy Lorde Marsh , I sit on the toilet long enough looking at memes. This would ensure I never leave the bathroom
@FaceGhost, I’ve you’ve ever worn Bose headphones you would know they get really uncomfortable after a few hours.
@Poisonwolf, that'll be it's way of letting me know it's time to wipe.
That’,,,That’s something. You have something here.🤔
I can only imagine! If my toilet cupped my as$ in the same velvety sweet comfort. But them splatters be nasty as a mofo… the porous cushiony goodness, defiled by the gloopy gloops of my glops, such tragedy. We weren’t meant to be my love *sniffles*