@BIessthefaII, assuming you are a professor, go as pain and asign an impossible pop quiz worth 80% of the grade and tell each of your students "you shall know pain" assuming you are just staff go as a maid
@BIessthefaII, if you have a black suit you could order a bolo tie and a wig on Amazon and you can be Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction, then just sling a coat over your arm and walk into random classrooms and look around with a confused look and leave, like in the meme
No you're not.