Me: I wish I was you.
Genue: But weurd but okay.
@Shzeah, do you not know about:
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
Itty-bitty living space!
I wish, showers needed to be aroused to be used properly
@DrSin, *get wet
@Livepool, to easy of a pun
@DrSin, only people with nice bodies would be able to shower
@That One Dumbass, you obviously don’t know how to use your finger , and mouth
@DrSin, Fair point. I just wanted to know if anyone would say anything about it
It was funnier when I thought it said “employees”
@VibratingButtChomper, I mean if you lick me right I do moan
I wish people would collapse to the ground helpless from orgasms more powerful than they ever felt if i wink at them so i can use this as a reward or as a weapon
I said I want this wish to happen...
I wish for Pokémon to scream their trainers name instead of their own
I wish that teeth will be flaccid until you get hungry, then they get hard
Wishes for sexual knowledge so he doesn't need to rely on hearing envelopes moan when being licked to know what it actually sounds like...
I wish for the power to give people taste buds in their anus
The answer to the postal service’s financial woes
I wish for the powers of a genie without any of their restrictions.
I wish everyone’s dogs lived as long as them. But you gotta flip a coin to see if it’s your natural life span or his.
Forgot "no wishing for more wishes" but I would just wish for 2 more genies then wish them free, repeat.