Most Effective Method: Complain to everyone else that the difference of height is discrimination against you, and that everyone else should adjust their height for the benefit of yourself instead of taking advantage of being different.
Create a movement for the equality of height claiming that height doesn't matter while supporting people of shorter stature as means to "even out the height gap". Expect everyone to pander to you by forcing basketball teams and volleyball teams to hire both tall and short people for diversity, despite bobsledding, jockey, and gymnastics being exclusively for you.
Then claim that height does matter, and anyone can identify as any height that they want. And make it illegal for anyone to call you the height you don't identify with.
Then claim that the shorter height is clearly the better height, and anyone who disagrees is evil and everyone above that height is evil.
@Tentastic, man that sounds like a really specific and surprisingly effective method, good thing no one does stuff like this
@Tentastic, this post. Perfect.
@Tentastic, sounds like quite the Napoleon complex
You could also eat a mushroom🍄
Just be taller.
Stretch yourself on the rack.
Personally, I'm a fan of option number two.