Josh Turner's voice doesn't match his face. Change my mind
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, shoulda turned the pitch way high
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, you can’t change facts.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, to be fair tho I’d never guess a chihuahua sounds like that
Why is he drinking corona?
@Belteshazzar, every Puerto Rican I've ever met loves corona
With the Corona, a Kenny Chesney song would have been a better fit.
Why did the cowboy get a dachsund?
He wanted to get a long, little doggie.
I like the tiny Chelsea boots