My mom is a hoe, so if I don't take it then that'd make me a liar... which I am not.
@StopChineseBreeding, what's your moms number, I'm asking for a friend
@StopChineseBreeding, whats your moms number? Im asking for my penis.
WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER
it be really funny if it was that one line from oblivion when the guards catch you stealing
@HellHog, which is?
@Codeine STOP! Youve violated the law; Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
*People who's mothers are prostitutes*: "Free pen"
Joke’s on you, I was adopted by gardening tools so…
Clean your fingernails. Then steal that pen.