*jurassic park music intensifies*
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, “Hold on to your butts.”
@Blaylock1978, *grabs own ass securely*
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, just be sure to watch out for the velocipenis, when it spreads its hood it’s about to spit.
Should have put a spoiler warning for the Eternals
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, was it bad?
@Stealthnuker, for as much as I’ve heard people say it’s the worst Marvel movie to date, it actually wasn’t that bad. Mediocre at best, but not the worst.
"I can't, it's too big"
"No it's not"
It's Digletts penis
@ADHDandchill, what’s this? Diglett is evolving!
Oh my god...that looks like a giant
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
@AJMalone, and they say that a HERO CAN SAVE US
That’s where I hide my money
"What do you call this monument?"
"... your mom's dido"
Ok weebs, waddle over to your easy boys. You'll need to set down for this.
This gif show a discovery like no other. That not only is earth-chan not flat, she's also a micro dicked futa.
Gia always felt like a man inside
Is this that new Blue Origin rocket?
So mother Earth is a tranny?
Anyone read Brawling Go ? Christ, I’m such a degenerate.
Hey! My mom's dildo!
Phallic. That is all.