"Jesus Christ Becky, try going 5 minutes without ramming something up your clam"
@NotSpam, she takes it like loading a clip in an AK. Jam it in if it doesnt fit make it
@Runnin with scissors, you shouldn't own any guns bud
I mean if you're looking for people who make good choices, the running of the bulls probably the last place you should look.
@ThePandaPool , my thoughts exactly
“Oh look, I’ve been impaled.”
At least you're not pregnant anymore
He's like, "walk it off, like women always say to us"
Is that what it’s like when Mother Nature brings you cramps with a period?
And that's how she lost her virginity
One time at band camp...
Hahahaha that one guy that almost patted her back but changed his mind!
Next time on “extreme insertions”
Him: “There… there. You have your attention, get back to work.”
Guy in the black shirt looks like he’s seen this at least 10 times already today alone