Whatever you are good at there is an Asian out there who is better
@AussiePatrick, does that include jerking me off?
Never play leapfrog with Yao Ming
@Uncut Bandito, I think he would just walk right over me and smack my head with his door knockers
Hart would make it to mings knees
No add a picture of my d1ck… next to the Kevin Hart
The Rock looks like a cardboard cutout in the middle pic
I wanna see Kevin Hart meet Yao Ming
@I Are Lebo, Kevin Hart would need to stand on his toes to fellate Yao Ming
@And Now Hes Dead, judging by this picture, he’s actually at perfect height. He’s pec high on Dwayne, which would make his stomachs high on Shaq, and right there at dick high for Yao.
Those aren't fish. That's a heart, a rock, a shaq, and yao momma.