“I missed the part where that’s my problem”
@Sexy Homunculus, *watches them both failing, while he just shoots another load while he just repeats*
“How’d that get in there?” over and over.
The other two Spider-men laughing as Tobey Maguire's Spider-man becomes impotent.
@Emp4th, fvck i swear i didnt mean to steal your joke
@Guy Fawkes, no problem bro. I am no overlord of jokes. Also yours is different enough from mine that there is a distinction between the two.
Except in spiderman 2 he did seem to run out of organic webbing, must have blew his whole load..
@fettman1138, he needs some milk!
@fettman1138, he was just big sad
@Mantis Tobaggan, weve all experienced depression impotency
I don't really care much about spider man except for the one comic where he kills Mary Jane with his radioactive spider jizz.
Ive never cared to read or watch anything spiderman, but I want to buy a physical copy of that comic just because I think it's hilarious.
And before you ask, it would be much easier to list what isn't wrong with me. Still not gonna do it, just wanted to it out there.
Tobey: “More like SpiderBoys. Amateurs.”