"The man kills dragons by shouting at them, just let him take what he wants and you might live"
@theshadosnipe, also NPC’s: “That man just killed a dragon single handed to save our town, but then he accidentally punched a chicken! Let’s get him!”
@I Are Lebo, that one guard: stop, you have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
1: pay 1gp
2: bribe 25gp
3: go to prison (90 days)
@That one lurker, “wait, I know you.”
Me: *canceling out of conversation* “no, you don’t.”
Oh hey look it's Chicago!
The life of an NPC is limited