"I'm thankful I can provide all of the expenses for you ungrateful sh!ts."
@Nicol Bolas, I was gonna say all the money and women
@twopotatoes, Superman would give up all his powers to be Batman for a week. I'll bet money on that.
@Nicol Bolas, “…ok next year we each say we’re thankful of our parents”
@MrDigBick, funny, that goes the other way too. I remember batman bïtçhîng supes out saying something like
“If I had a fraction of your power there would be no crime, no hunger, no war. You worry about your feelings when people you could be helping suffer”
Money is the best superpower
I know every one of your weaknesses and your secret identities. Don’t f with me.
He likely also paid for the meal.
"I'm grateful I'm the only one at this table who can take Clark's Kryptonian super-dick without crying"
*Lois runs off crying*
Batman: “I’m thankful for the very best friends anyone could ever have … and enough money to finance our needs…
Everyone: *blushing chuckle*
Batman: “… and the highest IQ in the room.”
Wonder Woman: “You didn’t have to say…”
Batman: “Yes, I did.”
Wonder Woman: “Why…?”
Superman: “Diana, NOOO!”
Batman: “Because I’m BATMAN!”
Batman is thankful that he was born ridiculous rich, and had the time/ wealth to learn how to be batman, instead of getting a real job to live.
i remember seeing a comic about this kinda thing but someone said they were thankful for their parents and batman got offended